Original: Trump blasts 'disloyal' Sen. Cassidy while pushing challenger in Louisiana Republican primary
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Edition · 1:00 AM UTC
Sunday, May 17, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Election day confusion in Louisiana after voting changes
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: Trump returns to the U.S. from China with pressure over rising inflation
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Putin to meet Chinese leader Xi Jinping following Trump's visit
PBS NewsHour Politics
10h ago
Original: Trump's comment about negotiations on Taiwan heightens concerns over China
PBS NewsHour Politics
11h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The haves and have nots of the AI gold rush
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Marketing operating system Nectar Social raises $30M Series A led by Menlo
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: Research repository ArXiv will ban authors for a year if they let AI do all the work
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: Snap, YouTube, and TikTok settle suit over harm to students
The Verge
8h ago
Original: The offline desk gadget that actually got me to sit up straight
TechCrunch
11h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Albanese congratulates Delta Goodrem on Eurovision fourth-place finish; Queensland Labor set to win Stafford byelection
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Iraq’s new PM Ali al-Zaidi formally takes over
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Iran war live: Tehran plans tolls in Hormuz; Trump warns of ‘very bad time’
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Original: ‘They may draw racist maps, but we are the south’: thousands rally in Alabama for Black voting rights
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Bolivia launches early-morning crackdown on roadblocks outside La Paz
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘He is retired’: Should my husband take his Social Security at 62 and invest it?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: My husband took out a $100,000 Parent PLUS loan for his daughter. She dropped out, citing mental-health issues. Should we refinance?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: The Unique New Golf Destination Hosting The 2027 PGA Championship
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: ‘I’m already feeling anxious’: My ex-husband offered to give me a $30,000 lump sum for child support. Is there a catch?
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1793 Hints And Answer For Sunday, May 17
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Kristen Stewart and ‘Full Phil’ Cast Get Lively 5-Minute Cannes Ovation Despite Mixed Response to Quentin Dupieux’s Absurd Comedy
Variety
2h ago
Original: Bulgaria Wins 2026 Eurovision Song Contest as U.K. Comes Last With One Point
Variety
3h ago
Original: Bob Odenkirk Recalls Heart Attack on ‘Better Call Saul’ Set: ‘I Was Gone. I Turned Gray’
Variety
3h ago
Original: Bulgaria Comes Out of Nowhere to Win Eurovision, Israel Is Runner-Up
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Keir Starmer Watches ‘Eurovision’ as Rivals Invade Home in ‘SNL U.K.’: ‘Eurovision’ Is the ‘Only Show Left With Any Integrity’
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Smalley leads as McIlroy, Rahm, Rose and Rai impress on US PGA 'moving day'
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: North of England Olympic bid for 2040s being assessed
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Mourinho completes unbeaten season with Benfica
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Riot police deal with 'serious disorder' as Celtic fans celebrate Premiership title win
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: O'Sullivan to face Brecel in Snooker 900 final
BBC Sport
5h ago