Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Sunday, May 17, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Debt is a Daughter's Legacy.
Original: My husband took out a $100,000 Parent PLUS loan for his daughter. She dropped out, citing mental-health issues. Should we refinance?
MarketWatch 1h ago
Honeyed Child Support? Sure, Jan.
Original: ‘I’m already feeling anxious’: My ex-husband offered to give me a $30,000 lump sum for child support. Is there a catch?
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

AI Can't Ruin Art, Only People Can.
Original: Seth Rogen Says If “Your Instinct Is to Use AI” to Write Scripts, “You Shouldn’t Be a Writer”
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories