Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 AM UTC

Sunday, May 17, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Qantas Bites Back: Nation Celebrates Mediocrity.
Original: Australia news live: Qantas removes passenger for allegedly biting flight attendant; Albanese congratulates Delta Goodrem on Eurovision fourth-place finish
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Debt is a Family Legacy.
Original: My husband took out a $100,000 Parent PLUS loan for his daughter. She dropped out, citing mental-health issues. Should we refinance?
MarketWatch 3h ago
Honey, He's Got a Spreadsheet.
Original: ‘I’m already feeling anxious’: My ex-husband offered to give me a $30,000 lump sum for child support. Is there a catch?
MarketWatch 4h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories