Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Friday, May 15, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Golf Course Now Has a God.
Original: A golden statue of Trump draws mixed reactions at his golf course
Washington Post Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Memorial Day Sales: Peak Despair.
Original: Can’t afford to buy a new fridge or dishwasher over Memorial Day? A better holiday sale is coming up.
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories