Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 PM UTC

Friday, May 15, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Golf Course Now Has a God.
Original: A golden statue of Trump draws mixed reactions at his golf course
Washington Post Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Photo Op. Progress Optional.
Original: What was actually achieved at Trump and Xi’s ‘stalemate summit’ in Beijing?
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Self-Interest Takes Flight.
Original: Trump discloses big buys of shares in Boeing and Nvidia as the companies look set to gain from his China trip
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Artist Admits Creative Control: Just What We Needed.
Original: Bong Joon Ho Says First Animated Movie ‘Ally’ Will ‘Unleash’ the ‘Control Freak in Me’ and Takes Blame for Any ‘Mickey 17’ Criticism: ‘S— on Me,’ Not the Studio
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories