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Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Friday, May 15, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Trust No One, Especially Your Taste.
Original: Marie Kreutzer, Director of Cannes Competition Film ‘Gentle Monster,’ on Exposing Evildoers: ‘It’s Not the Creepy Guy Behind the Bush … It Could Be Someone You Trust’
Variety 1h ago
More Women, Same Exploits.
Original: ‘The Expendabelles,’ All-Female Action Spinoff of ‘The Expendables,’ Firing Up Again
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago
Fast Cars, Fewer Choices. Mia's Rebellion.
Original: Jordana Brewster Wants More Practical Action Scenes and ‘Agency’ in Last ‘Fast and Furious’ Movie, Says Mia Became ‘More Passive’ as Franchise Went On
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories