Original: Louisiana, at center of voting rights fight, moves to redraw Black House district
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
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Thursday, May 14, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: FBI Director Kash Patel took 'VIP snorkel' at a Pearl Harbor memorial, emails show
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Xi warns Trump that mishandling Taiwan could spark ‘conflicts’
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Louisiana senators take up new US House map while South Carolina plans for extra redistricting work
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: Xavier Becerra's decades in public office are a blessing and a curse in his California governor bid
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Behold, the Elon Musk jackass trophy
The Verge
2h ago
Original: OpenAI says Codex is coming to your phone
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Leaked images reveal Xbox Elite 3 controller with mysterious new buttons
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Lovable just backed a company that’s looking to bring vibe coding to hardware
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Cerebras IPO makes billions for Benchmark but VC Eric Vishria almost didn’t take the meeting
TechCrunch
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Top California Democratic strategist pleads guilty to $225,000 fraud charges
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Australia news live: Delta Goodrem hits the stage in Eurovision semi; Angus Taylor accused of ‘dog whistle’ budget reply
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Oversight Democrats demand resignation of Trump’s commerce secretary after testimony over Epstein ties – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Cautious optimism in Lebanon as direct talks with Israel progress
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Cuba tells US to lift blockade instead of offering aid as energy crisis worsens
BBC World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: S&P 500 Soars To New Record High—Closes Above 7,500 For First Time
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Cerebras’s stock rockets out of the gate, in a sign the AI boom is as strong as ever
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: This summer’s World Cup will be no match for Taylor Swift when it comes to live events
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Nvidia earnings alone won’t rescue the S&P 500 from its new sell signal
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Here’s Everything That’s Suddenly Going Wrong For Sam Altman’s OpenAI
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: How to Watch ‘Off Campus,’ the Steamy College Soap That’s Being Compared to ‘Heated Rivalry’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Sarah Caplan, Longtime Television Producer, Dies at 73
Variety
2h ago
Original: Here’s How You Can Watch the First Season of ‘Dutton Ranch’ for Free Online
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘Parallel Tales’ Review: A Deluxe Ensemble Led by Isabelle Huppert and Virginie Efira Can’t Help Asghar Farhadi’s Aimless Movie Find Its Compass
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Seth Rogen on Animated Alzheimer’s Movie ‘Tangles,’ Casting Madonna in ‘The Studio’ and Recreating the Venice Film Festival for Season 2: ‘It Is Crazy’
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Man City beat rivals Man Utd 2-1 to win FA Youth Cup
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Shaw leads WSL player of the season shortlist
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: WBA allows Usyk to defend belt against Verhoeven
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: McCabe to leave Arsenal in the summer
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Ancelotti extends Brazil contract until 2030
BBC Sport
4h ago