Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Thursday, May 14, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy: Now With Less Black.
Original: Louisiana senate passes new U.S. House map that would eliminate majority-Black district
PBS NewsHour Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Tip Jar? More Like Tax Shelter.
Original: ‘Several days have passed’: The restaurant failed to process my 20% tip. Is it cheating the staff?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Allen Wants Everything. Surprise, Nobody Cares.
Original: Byron Allen on How He Plans to Use BuzzFeed to Create a ‘Premier Global Free Streaming Service,’ What It Means to Be Taking Over Colbert’s CBS Time Slot and Why He Wants to Buy Starz
Variety 1h ago
Teens Anguish, HBO Profits.
Original: Streaming Ratings: ‘Euphoria’ Makes Chart Debut as Season 3 Premieres
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories