Original: Louisiana, at center of voting rights fight, moves to redraw Black House district
Washington Post Politics
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Thursday, May 14, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: FBI Director Kash Patel took 'VIP snorkel' at a Pearl Harbor memorial, emails show
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Xi warns Trump that mishandling Taiwan could spark ‘conflicts’
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Louisiana senators take up new US House map while South Carolina plans for extra redistricting work
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Xavier Becerra's decades in public office are a blessing and a curse in his California governor bid
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: What happens when AI starts building itself?
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Meta’s summer sale drops Ray-Ban’s new smart glasses to record-low prices
The Verge
1h ago
Original: OpenAI is reportedly preparing legal action against Apple; it wouldn’t be the first partner to feel burned
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Clawdmeter turns your Claude Code usage stats into a tiny desktop dashboard
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Trump’s Tech Posse in China, Who’s Winning in Musk v. Altman, and Hantavirus Conspiracy Theories
Wired
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Starmer will not attempt to block Burnham from standing to be MP in Makerfield - UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Oversight Democrats demand resignation of Trump’s commerce secretary after testimony over Epstein ties – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: US Air Force rescues 11 after plane crashes into waters off Florida coast
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: What does the US hope to achieve from Lebanon-Israel talks?
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Iran expands tiered internet access amid continued online blackout
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Roast my house, Reddit! Desperate home sellers are asking strangers for help getting offers.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: All-you-can-eat deals are back at restaurants like Red Lobster and Applebee’s. Here’s how to get your money’s worth.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Travel Brands Gaining Fans As World Cup 2026 Partners
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: New York Lawmakers Planning Tax On $1 Million Homes Purchased With Cash, Report Says
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Trump’s big trip was supposed to sell 500 Boeing planes. China is only buying 200 of them.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Movie Buffs, Take Note — The Entire Criterion Collection Is 30% Off
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Florida Touts Regional Incentives, Locations and Top-Notch Crew to Lure Productions
Variety
1h ago
Original: A Magnum Moment With Law Roach in Cannes: “Taste Architect” Talks Runway Show and Styling Ariana Grande’s Upcoming Tour
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: James Bond Auditions Have Officially Started, ‘Game of Thrones’ Casting Vet Nina Gold Tapped to Find Next 007 (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Fatherland’ Review: Thomas Mann and His Daughter Travel Across Germany in 1949 in Pawel Pawlikowski’s Meticulous Time Machine of a Drama
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Man City beat rivals Man Utd to win FA Youth Cup
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Shaw leads WSL player of the season shortlist
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: WBA allows Usyk to defend belt against Verhoeven
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: McCabe to leave Arsenal in the summer
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Ancelotti extends Brazil contract until 2030
BBC Sport
2h ago