Original: Louisiana senators take up new US House map while South Carolina plans for extra redistricting work
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 7:00 PM UTC
Thursday, May 14, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Xavier Becerra's decades in public office are a blessing and a curse in his California governor bid
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: As Trump meets with Xi, security expert says China now faces the U.S. as a peer
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: U.S. Border Patrol head announces resignation on Fox News
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Senators vote to withhold their own pay during future government shutdowns
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Microsoft starts canceling Claude Code licenses
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Linux devs are fighting the new age-gated internet
The Verge
1h ago
Original: YouTube viewers watch 2 billion hours of Shorts on TVs each month
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Best Early Memorial Day Mattress Deals: Helix, Saatva (2026)
Wired
2h ago
Original: Use this map to find the data centers in your backyard
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Starmer will not attempt to block Burnham from standing to be MP in Makerfield - UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Israeli ultranationalists chant racist slogans during Jerusalem Day march
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: FIFA warned ‘gruelling heat’ could impact a quarter of World Cup games
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Israel’s Ben Gvir storms Al-Aqsa during Jerusalem Day march
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Oversight Democrats demand resignation of Trump’s commerce secretary after testimony over Epstein ties – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Most people make this retirement mistake. You might still have time to fix it.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Trump’s best China trade deal is the one he doesn’t make
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Cerebras’s stock rockets out of the gate, in a sign the AI boom is as strong as ever
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘He is retired’: Should my husband take his Social Security at 62 and invest it?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘Dutton Ranch’ Begins A New ‘Yellowstone’ Era: Start Time And How To Watch
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Shannon Shaw and Tycho Carry on San Francisco’s Musical Legacy at Rolling Stone and Sonesta International Hotel’s Musicians on Musicians Event
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘Tangles’ Review: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Abbi Jacobson and Bryan Cranston Lead a Sweet, Sad, Slightly Generic Look at Dementia
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘The Batman: Part II’ Filmmaker Confirms Cast: Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan and More
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: LISTEN: Upfronts 2026: What We Learned From TV’s Biggest Platforms; Crafting the Music of ‘Heated Rivalry’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Try Guys Cooking Competition Series ‘Phoning It In’ Rounds Out Season 4 Judges (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Ancelotti extends Brazil contract until 2030
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: How controversial VAR calls have defined two title battles
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Ballerini survives crash for Naples Giro stage win
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Kerr to leave Chelsea at end of season
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Tavernier hurt at losing farewell Ibrox appearance
BBC Sport
2h ago