Original: U.S. Border Patrol head announces resignation on Fox News
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Edition · 6:00 PM UTC
Thursday, May 14, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Senators vote to withhold their own pay during future government shutdowns
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: Vance speaks about efforts to combat fraud in Bangor, Maine
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Mapping where the redistricting fight stands and where it’s headed
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: Navy Acting Secretary Hung Cao testifies on budget as Trump discusses Iran with Xi
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Best Early Memorial Day Mattress Deals: Helix, Saatva (2026)
Wired
1h ago
Original: Use this map to find the data centers in your backyard
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Vaporware or not? Aptera assembles its first five validation models.
Ars Technica
1h ago
Original: Cisco announces record revenue and 4,000 layoffs in the same day
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Cerebras raises $5.5B, then stock pops $108%, in the first huge tech IPO of 2026
TechCrunch
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘May your village burn’: Israeli Flag March returns to East Jerusalem
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: War criminal Ratko Mladić's jail release request denied
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Israel says it will sue New York Times over article on sexual abuse of Palestinian prisoners
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump China visit live: ‘US and China should be partners, not rivals’, Xi says after earlier warning on Taiwan
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: The Palestinian game fighting to exist
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Analysts say this restaurant chain has figured out how to feed everyone — GLP-1 users included
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Boeing’s stock drops as Trump’s order deal with China disappoints
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Cerebras’s stock rockets out of the gate, in a sign the AI boom is as strong as ever
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Trump discloses big buys of shares in Boeing and Nvidia as the companies look set to gain from his China trip
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: American Who Tested Positive For Hantavirus Is Out Of Isolation (Latest Updates)
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick’s ‘Family Movie’ to Open 2026 Bentonville Film Festival, ‘Little House on the Prairie’ to Close
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘South Park’ Creators’ AI Company Made The Rolling Stones Young Again for “In The Stars” Music Video
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: TV Drama Writers Detail Difficulties of Ending a Hit Show, How Much to Plan Ahead and Becoming ‘Emotion Dealers’ for Audiences
Variety
1h ago
Original: YouTube Surpasses Streaming Rivals in Canada
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Sandra Hüller Soaks Up 5-Minute Standing Ovation for ‘Fatherland’ as Oscar Race Starts Early in Cannes
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Kerr to leave Chelsea at end of season
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: 'My caddie was yelling at me' - late Higgo denied US PGA lead
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Ulster's Henderson suspended for Challenge Cup final
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Item makes Epsom Derby case with Dante win
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Play-off final may be delayed by Spygate hearing
BBC Sport
2h ago