Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Monday, May 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Starmer Begs for Applause.
Original: Keir Starmer vows to ‘prove doubters wrong’ as he tries to avert leadership challenge – UK politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago
Europe's Leadership: Peak Naivete.
Original: EU’s Kallas criticises Putin’s ‘very cynical’ Ukraine ceasefire calls and rejects suggestion of Schröder as mediator – Europe live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Generosity Has Consequences.
Original: My niece is on Social Security Disability Insurance. Will she lose her health insurance if I buy her a house?
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories