Original: Trump calls Iran’s response to peace plan ‘unacceptable’ as ceasefire is tested
Washington Post Politics
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Monday, May 11, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: DeSantis’s new House map sparks bipartisan anger in Puerto Rican hub in Florida
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Confident in China’s power, Xi is ready to host an unpredictable Trump
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Congress likely to pass Republicans' plan to fund ICE
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: What's next for Virginia Dems after state's Supreme Court strikes down redrawn map
NPR Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Logitech’s tiny folding mouse improves upon the laptop trackpad
The Verge
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Original: Keyboard Shortcuts I Learned From My Cat
Wired
1h ago
Original: Get ready for the whisper-filled office of the future
TechCrunch
13h ago
Original: The Bastl Kalimba is a wild synth that thinks it’s a thumb piano
The Verge
14h ago
Original: Anthropic says ‘evil’ portrayals of AI were responsible for Claude’s blackmail attempts
TechCrunch
14h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Police find body believed to be of fugitive Australian shooter
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Keir Starmer says ‘I will prove my doubters wrong’ as he tries to avert leadership challenge – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Man charged after allegedly threatening Muslim worshippers at Brisbane mosque
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Two more cruise ship passengers test positive for hantavirus
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Philippine VP Sara Duterte impeached for a second time
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: As Trump heads to China, here’s how much the dollar is overvalued, according to Goldman Sachs
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: My niece is on Social Security Disability Insurance. Will she lose her health insurance if I buy her a house?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘I nearly made a major misstep’: I claimed my Social Security benefits at 64 instead of 70. Here’s why.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: The investor who backed Nvidia in 2016 and a memory-chip maker in 2024 now has a third conviction call
MarketWatch
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Original: ‘The S&P 500 seems to be doing particularly well’: I’m 66. Is this a good time to invest $100,000 in the stock market?
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Korea Box Office: ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ Ascends to No. 1 in Competitive Second Weekend
Variety
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Original: Miami Police Officers Sue Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Over ‘The Rip,’ Alleging Netflix Movie Caused ‘Substantial Harm’ to Their Reputations
Variety
1h ago
Original: Association of Film Commissioners Int’l, Stage 32 Launch Global Workforce Training Initiative to Address Crew Shortages
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Cannes’ Fantastic Pavilion Readies for Seven Gala Screenings: ‘These Are Films Built to Travel’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Sola Media Boards Animated Feature ‘Felix the Brave,’ Unveils Teaser at Cannes (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Premlall just misses Woods' record with 14-shot win
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Therapy worked for me, says Newcastle defender Burn
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Rock defeats Doets to claim Austrian Open title
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: How big is Rohl's Rangers rebuild this summer?
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: West Ham set to contact referees' body over disallowed goal
BBC Sport
2h ago