Original: Congress likely to pass Republicans' plan to fund ICE
NPR Politics
1h ago
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Monday, May 11, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: What's next for Virginia Dems after state's Supreme Court strikes down redrawn map
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump calls Iran’s response to peace plan ‘unacceptable’ as ceasefire is tested
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump rejects Iran's latest response to U.S. ceasefire proposal
NPR Politics
11h ago
Original: Abraham Foxman, influential leader of Anti-Defamation League, dies at 86
Washington Post Politics
13h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Get ready for the whisper-filled office of the future
TechCrunch
12h ago
Original: The Bastl Kalimba is a wild synth that thinks it’s a thumb piano
The Verge
13h ago
Original: Anthropic says ‘evil’ portrayals of AI were responsible for Claude’s blackmail attempts
TechCrunch
13h ago
Original: Uber has always wanted to be more than a ride; now it has reason to hurry
TechCrunch
15h ago
Original: Ashnymph’s Childhood EP is exhilarating dance goth rock
The Verge
17h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump rejects Iran response to US peace proposal as Tehran warns of new attacks
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Starmer to say ‘incremental change won’t cut it’ in major make-or-break speech to avert leadership challenge – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Body believed to be alleged triple murderer Julian Ingram found near abandoned ute in ‘decomposed state’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: EU ministers meet in Brussels as ‘new momentum’ gives Europe hope on Ukraine – Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Mexicans demand justice for missing people on Mother’s Day
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Forbes Asia 100 To Watch 2026: Nominations Are Now Open
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: 'One DS Culture' Goes Global: Daiichi Sankyo's Transformation Journey With PwC
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: U.S. Passenger And French Woman Test Positive For Hantavirus After Evacuation From Cruise Ship (Latest Updates)
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: People Are Audaciously Taking Undue Credit For AI-Generated Brainy Outputs
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: ‘Project Hail Mary’ Arrives On Streaming This Week As Film Tops $655 Million At Box Office
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Association of Film Commissioners Int’l, Stage 32 Launch Global Workforce Training Initiative to Address Crew Shortages
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Cannes’ Fantastic Pavilion Readies for Seven Gala Screenings: ‘These Are Films Built to Travel’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Sola Media Boards Animated Feature ‘Felix the Brave,’ Unveils Teaser at Cannes (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Masha and the Bear’ Movie to Be Produced by Creator of YouTube Record-Breaking Series (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: In Cannes Doc ‘Gabin,’ Filmed Over a Decade, a Boy Is Caught Between His Family’s Farm Life and His Own Dreams
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Rochdale's Wembley win triggers more three-up calls
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Rock defeats Doets to claim Austrian Open title
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: How big is Rohl's Rangers rebuild this summer?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: West Ham set to contact referees' body over disallowed goal
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Rashford goal helps Barca beat Real Madrid to lift title
BBC Sport
2h ago