Original: Trump calls Iran’s response to peace plan ‘unacceptable’ as ceasefire is tested
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
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Monday, May 11, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump rejects Iran's latest response to U.S. ceasefire proposal
NPR Politics
6h ago
Original: Abraham Foxman, influential leader of Anti-Defamation League, dies at 86
Washington Post Politics
8h ago
Original: On Trump's Beijing agenda: Strait of Hormuz, Taiwan and AI
NPR Politics
16h ago
Original: Politics chat: White House awaits Iran's response to deal, Trump to meet Xi
NPR Politics
16h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Get ready for the whisper-filled office of the future
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: The Bastl Kalimba is a wild synth that thinks it’s a thumb piano
The Verge
8h ago
Original: Anthropic says ‘evil’ portrayals of AI were responsible for Claude’s blackmail attempts
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: Uber has always wanted to be more than a ride; now it has reason to hurry
TechCrunch
10h ago
Original: Ashnymph’s Childhood EP is exhilarating dance goth rock
The Verge
12h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Thailand's divisive ex-PM is out of jail, but is the Thaksin era over?
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Australian politics live: Chris Minns says NSW Labor has ‘nine months’ to win back voters planning to switch to One Nation
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: French national shows symptoms on return from hantavirus-hit ship
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Antony Catalano: media mogul accused of assaulting wife excused from attending court due to fears over press scrutiny
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Americans onboard hantavirus cruise ship to be repatriated to US
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Knicks Complete Sweep And Advance To 2nd Straight Conference Finals
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: U.S. stock futures fall, oil surges as Trump calls Iran’s latest offer to end war ‘totally unacceptable’
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: I’m giving $10,000 to my stepchildren. My wife warned me against gifts of equal value for my nephews. Is that fair?
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: ‘Faces Of Death’ Arrives On Streaming This Week After Quick Demise At Box Office
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: I was a slave to credit-card debt, then I got laid off and turned my life around. Here’s how I did it.
MarketWatch
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Kevin Hart Roast: Comedian Ends Katt Williams Beef as The Rock, Teyana Taylor and More Cracks Jokes About Hart’s Height and Filmography
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Dwayne Johnson Gives Raunchy Netflix Roast of Kevin Hart and Hits on His Wife: She Deserves ‘An Academy Award for Pretending She Likes to F— You’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘The Comeback’ Didn’t Earn a Happy Ending — But It’s Still Nice to Get One
Variety
2h ago
Original: Jennifer Aniston Makes Surprise Appearance on ‘The Comeback’ Podcast to Quiz Valerie Cherish
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Kevin Hart and Katt Williams End Their Feud at Netflix Roast: ‘B—-, This Is My Riyadh Comedy Festival’
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Reitan earns maiden PGA win as Fitzpatrick falters
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: 'Thank you for everything' - Flick grateful for support after father's death
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: 'Only his last changes worked' - how Arteta's gambles finally paid off
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: Everton target Stones return - Monday's gossip
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: Arsenal the champions in waiting but doing it the hard way
BBC Sport
7h ago