Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 AM UTC

Monday, May 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Cubicle Serenity Now.
Original: Get ready for the whisper-filled office of the future
TechCrunch 6h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Australia: Trust No One, Ship Nothing.
Original: Politics live: Tim Wilson accuses PM of ‘deceit and betrayal’ over budget tax tweaks; Australia Post lifts fuel surcharge for parcels
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

War Profiteers Rejoice.
Original: U.S. stock futures fall, oil surges as Trump calls Iran’s latest offer to end war ‘totally unacceptable’
MarketWatch 1h ago
Daddy Issues, Tax Deductions.
Original: I’m giving $10,000 to my stepchildren. My wife warned me against gifts of equal value for my nephews. Is that fair?
MarketWatch 3h ago
Generosity Has Consequences.
Original: My niece is on Social Security Disability Insurance. Will she lose her health insurance if I buy her a house?
MarketWatch 4h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories