Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Sunday, May 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

God, Country, and Less Oversight.
Original: Rejecting church and state separation is on the wish list for Trump's religious liberty commission
ABC News Politics 10h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Another Way to Waste Film.
Original: The Instax Wide 400 builds on instant photography’s simplicity and stretches it, literally
TechCrunch 9h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Justice Served. Eventually.
Original: Betty Broderick, convicted in 1989 killings of ex-husband and his new wife, dies aged 78
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Masked Katy Perry: Peak Human Achievement.
Original: ‘SNL U.K.’ Weekend Update Takes Aim at Katy Perry’s Met Gala Mask, Which Symbolizes ‘What It’s Like To Live Life as a Stupid Moron’
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories