Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Sunday, May 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

God, Country, and a Good Merger.
Original: Rejecting church and state separation is on the wish list for Trump's religious liberty commission
ABC News Politics 11h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Another Way to Waste Film.
Original: The Instax Wide 400 builds on instant photography’s simplicity and stretches it, literally
TechCrunch 10h ago
AI's Got a Sugar Daddy.
Original: Nvidia has already committed $40B to equity AI deals this year
TechCrunch 11h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories