Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Saturday, May 9, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Still Angry, Still Dead.
Original: Betty Broderick, convicted in 1989 killings of ex-husband and his new wife, dies aged 78
The Guardian World 1h ago
Justice? It's a Suggestion.
Original: Brazil judge bars law that could reduce Bolsonaro’s 27-year prison sentence
Al Jazeera 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Masked Katy Perry: Peak Human Achievement.
Original: ‘SNL U.K.’ Weekend Update Takes Aim at Katy Perry’s Met Gala Mask, Which Symbolizes ‘What It’s Like To Live Life as a Stupid Moron’
Variety 1h ago
Brexit's Back, Baby. Still Awful.
Original: ‘SNL U.K.’ Cold Open: Peter Serafinowicz Guest Stars as Nigel Farage in Time-Traveling Downing Street Sketch
Variety 2h ago
Hollywood Finally Remembers Money Exists.
Original: Television Academy Endorses Post-Production Tax Credit Bill as Assemblyman Nick Schultz Rallies Support in Burbank: ‘We Should Have Done This a Decade Ago’
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories