Original: Judge rules DOGE’s cuts to humanities grants were unconstitutional
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Friday, May 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. strikes Iran in response to attacks on warships, military says
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: From 2020 election to retribution, how the Justice Department is advancing Trump's agenda
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: As Marcomentum sweeps the internet, Rubio, White House swear off 2028 talk
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Supreme Court districting ruling creates confusion in Louisiana early voting
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Ramp in talks to hit $40B+ valuation, 6 months after reaching $32B
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: OpenAI launches new voice intelligence features in its API
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Kodiak AI raises $100M at a steep discount, sending its stock tumbling 37%
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Disney looking to make a unified ‘super app,’ report says
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Trump Pivots on AI Regulation, Worker Ousted by DOGE Runs for Office, and Hantavirus Explained
Wired
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: two Victorian women charged with crimes against humanity offences after return from Syria
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: ‘The greatest ambassador for life on Earth’: Tributes paid to David Attenborough on his 100th birthday
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Solomon Islands to get new leader after PM ousted in no-confidence vote
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Elections 2026 live: counting under way after votes in England, Scotland and Wales
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: US and Iran trade strikes in strait of Hormuz but Trump insists ceasefire remains ‘in effect’
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Oil futures rise after U.S., Iran trade fire; stock futures quiet after court rejects Trump’s tariffs
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Airbnb is seeing some of its fastest growth from this surprising segment
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Supreme Court Says Nonprofits Can Challenge Government Requests For Donor Information
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Cloudflare to cut 20% of staff in a big bet on AI. Investors aren’t sold.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: CoreWeave shares plunge. Revenue doubles but AI costs are rising.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: J Balvin and Ryan Castro’s Joint Album ‘Omerta’ Is Here
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘The Hayley Williams Show’ Is Coming to a City Near You
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Man Who Firebombed Colorado Gaza Protest, Killing One, Sentenced to Life
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Where to Watch ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars’ Season 11 Online
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: The Beatles Drama Series ‘Hamburg Days’ Reveals Key Cast and First Look Images as Shooting Starts
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: McIlroy seven off the lead at Quail Hollow
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Glasner's long Palace goodbye sets up 'perfect' finale
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Vibrant and victorious - Villa ready to end 30-year trophy drought
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: English clubs reach all three European finals for first time
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Littler beats Humphries for record-equalling win
BBC Sport
3h ago