Original: Alabama's legislature poised to adopt new congressional map after SCOTUS ruling
NPR Politics
1h ago
Edition · 9:00 AM UTC
Thursday, May 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Campaign staffers tell NPR they make 'thousands' betting on their own candidates
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: In new poll, Americans voice broad bipartisan support for age caps in Congress
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Rubio visits Rome aiming to repair White House ties with Pope Leo
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Tennessee poised to vote on new US House map sought by Trump that carves up Memphis
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Five architects of the AI economy explain where the wheels are coming off
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Womanizer Coupons: Save 15% in May
Wired
5h ago
Original: HP Discount Codes: 60% Off May 2026
Wired
5h ago
Original: Musk’s biggest loyalist became his biggest liability
The Verge
10h ago
Original: Elon Musk’s Last-Ditch Effort to Control OpenAI: Recruit Sam Altman to Tesla
Wired
10h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: May elections live: millions cast their votes across England, Scotland and Wales
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Latvia investigates drones ‘from Russia’ that crashed near empty oil facilities - Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran reviewing peace proposal as Trump says a deal ‘very possible’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Shell latest oil giant to see profits surge due to Iran war impact
BBC World
1h ago
Original: French warship moves towards Hormuz for possible defensive mission
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Two funds run by Blue Owl are cutting their dividend — and one sold half its SpaceX stake before IPO
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: DoorDash’s results and outlook were mixed. The stock is soaring anyway.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Unsolved AI Mystery Is Solved Along With Lessons Learned On Why ChatGPT Became Oddly Obsessed With Gremlins And Goblins
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Chinese AI Model Developer Kimi Raising Funds Valuing It At $20 Billion
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Khamzat Chimaev's Next Fight: When He Faces Sean Strickland At UFC 328
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Chris Stapleton Covers Willie Nelson’s Pro-Immigrant Song ‘Living in the Promiseland’ on ‘Colbert’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Khloé Kardashian Says She Was Drugged at a Coachella Party: ‘I Was So Scared’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Steve Coogan and Tom Burke Excel as Undercover Agents in Netflix War on Drugs Drama ‘Legends’: TV Review
Variety
2h ago
Original: Adil Hussain, Neha Dhupia’s Lionel Messi Fan Drama ’52 Blue’ to Open London Indian Film Festival (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
3h ago
Original: ‘Shana’ Must Deal With a Toxic Partner Leaving Prison, a Death and More. Can a Ring Protect Her? (Exclusive Cannes Directors’ Fortnight Trailer)
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: What are European stakes for Scottish clubs in closing games?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Cherki your man for double gameweek 36 - FPL team of the week
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Dowling named Royal and Ancient's first female captain
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Infantino's hot dog & soft drink pledge over $2m ticket
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Dalton feared for Ireland future after first Six Nations
BBC Sport
2h ago