Original: Rubio visits Rome aiming to repair White House ties with Pope Leo
Washington Post Politics
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Thursday, May 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Democrats see Senate control within reach — but some big hurdles remain
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Undeterred by polls and courts, Trump honors ballroom donors at White House
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Federal workers had their annual award show. Many were too afraid to show up.
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Border czar promises 'mass deportations are coming' to fulfill Trump's promises
NPR Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Everyone Should Travel With a Pair of Cheap Wired Headphones (2026)
Wired
1h ago
Original: Five architects of the AI economy explain where the wheels are coming off
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: HP Discount Codes: 60% Off May 2026
Wired
6h ago
Original: Womanizer Coupons: Save 15% in May
Wired
6h ago
Original: Musk’s biggest loyalist became his biggest liability
The Verge
11h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: May elections live: millions cast their votes across England, Scotland and Wales
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran reviewing peace proposal as Trump says a deal ‘very possible’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Hantavirus-hit cruise ship on way to Canary Islands after three evacuated
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Fertiliser shortages to have dramatic effect on food prices, says Duke of Westminster’s firm
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Shell latest oil giant to see profits surge due to Iran war impact
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Here’s the latest stock market to be leapfrogged by South Korea in the world rankings
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘The S&P 500 seems to be doing particularly well’: I’m 66. Is this a good time to invest $100,000 in the stock market?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Comedian Pete Davidson lowers price of his Westchester home to $2.15 million
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Two funds run by Blue Owl are cutting their dividend — and one sold half its SpaceX stake before IPO
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Top Iran Negotiator Mocks ‘Operation Trust Me Bro’ And Questions Reports Of Trump’s Peace Proposal
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Saturday Night Live U.K.’ Gets Season 2 Renewal From Sky
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Rooney Mara to Play an ‘Enigmatic, Beautiful, Violent’ Mother in Paris-Set ‘Quest for Love’ From Antonia Campbell-Hughes, HanWay Launching in Cannes
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Saturday Night Live U.K.’ Set to be Renewed for Season 2 (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Nomadic Film Space Launches Traveling Market Platform for African Creative Producers at Cannes (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: James Nelson Joyce, Richard E. Grant and Dominic West to Star in Dark Comedy ‘The Man Who Stole Portugal’
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Elgin suspend manager Hale amid investigation
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: How Kane goal could earn Germany extra Champions League spot
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Villa's Staniforth 'at ease' with decision to retire
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Liverpool reduce planned rise in ticket prices
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Cornish Pirates secure 'landmark' US investment
BBC Sport
2h ago