Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 AM UTC

Thursday, May 7, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Trauma's a Feature, Not a Bug.
Original: ‘Shana’ Must Deal With a Toxic Partner Leaving Prison, a Death and More. Can a Ring Protect Her? (Exclusive Cannes Directors’ Fortnight Trailer)
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories