Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 AM UTC

Thursday, May 7, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Gas Exports Saved, NSW Still Not Welcoming.
Original: Australia news live: gas companies ordered to keep 20% of potential exports onshore; royal commission hears NSW health system ‘not safe’ for Jewish people
The Guardian World 1h ago
Free Speech: It's Got a Real Edge.
Original: Neo-Nazi Joel Davis charged with inciting hatred over ‘Abolish the Jewish lobby’ rally at NSW parliament
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Superhero Fans Demand More Explosions, Naturally.
Original: ‘The Boys’ Creator Eric Kripke Fires Back at Fans Who Complain the Final Season Has Too Many ‘Filler Episodes’: ‘Are You Expecting a Huge Battle Scene Every Episode?’
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories