Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Thursday, May 7, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Vegas Needs More Trauma.
Original: BTS THE CITY: Las Vegas — ‘BTS Pop-Up : ARIRANG’ Coming To Las Vegas
Forbes Business 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Superhero Fatigue? Try Paying Rent.
Original: ‘The Boys’ Creator Eric Kripke Fires Back at Fans Who Complain the Final Season Has Too Many ‘Filler Episodes’: ‘Are You Expecting a Huge Battle Scene Every Episode?’
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Foolish" is the new PR.
Original: Ex-Australia cricketer Warner accepts decision to drink and drive was 'foolish'
BBC Sport 1h ago