Original: Court releases purported suicide note from Jeffrey Epstein
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Thursday, May 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Justice Department can keep 2020 ballots seized from Fulton County in Georgia, judge rules
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: FBI raids business of state Sen. L. Louise Lucas, a key Virginia Democrat
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Lutnick testifies before congressional panel investigating Epstein
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Sen. Susan Collins discloses ‘essential tremor’ diagnosis to explain shaking
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Musk’s biggest loyalist became his biggest liability
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Elon Musk’s Last-Ditch Effort to Control OpenAI: Recruit Sam Altman to Tesla
Wired
3h ago
Original: A 20-minute pitch wins Indian startup Pronto backing from Lachy Groom
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: SpaceX is starting to move on from the world's most successful rocket
Ars Technica
4h ago
Original: Anthropic raises Claude Code usage limits, credits new deal with SpaceX
Ars Technica
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: German tourist wins payout after losing sun lounger race
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Australia news live: Allan reverses Fed Square Socceroos broadcast ban; NSW police to ‘actively monitor’ returning family linked to IS fighters
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran’s top negotiator says US aims to force Tehran’s ‘surrender’; Israel strikes Beirut for first time since ceasefire began
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Trump would fire Howard Lutnick if he saw video of his Epstein testimony, say House oversight committee Democrats – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Federal authorities arrest 18 people in Los Angeles park in drug crackdown
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Arm puts a big number on its newest venture, but its stock falls
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: My husband has a $225,000 pension. We don’t trust his ‘too big to fail’ employer. Where do we invest it?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Fortinet’s stock rockets higher as earnings help dispel fears of AI disruption
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: I am 56, single, and renewing my $400,000 10-year term life policy. Am I making a huge mistake?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Madison Chock And Evan Bates Talk Olympics, Their Pets And Their Future On Ice
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Top Helmers Sip and Dish at the Variety High Tea Celebrating Female Directors
Variety
2h ago
Original: Is ‘The Valley’ Boring Without Jax Taylor? Some Bravo Fans Think So
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: James Cameron and Walt Disney Company Sued Over Unauthorized Use of Actress’ Likeness in ‘Avatar’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Greek Theater Audience Loves ‘Pee-wee’s Playhouse 40th Anniversary’ Show So Much, They Want to Marry It
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘The Other Bennet Sister’ Producer Jane Tranter on Mary’s ‘Emotional Resonance’ and Eyeing Austen’s Other Overlooked Characters for Screen
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Non-league to top-flight rise 'a killer' on body and mind - Vardy
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: From ego-ridden team to complete package - why PSG pose ultimate test
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: How aggressive attack & defence fuelled Arsenal's Champions League run
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Did PSG 'get away' with handball decisions?
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Why it's 'almost impossible' to play against Kvaratskhelia
BBC Sport
4h ago