Original: Judge denies request to return 2020 ballots seized from Fulton County, Georgia
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Thursday, May 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Court releases purported suicide note from Jeffrey Epstein
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Justice Department can keep 2020 ballots seized from Fulton County in Georgia, judge rules
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: FBI raids business of state Sen. L. Louise Lucas, a key Virginia Democrat
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Lutnick testifies before congressional panel investigating Epstein
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Musk’s biggest loyalist became his biggest liability
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Elon Musk’s Last-Ditch Effort to Control OpenAI: Recruit Sam Altman to Tesla
Wired
4h ago
Original: A 20-minute pitch wins Indian startup Pronto backing from Lachy Groom
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: SpaceX is starting to move on from the world's most successful rocket
Ars Technica
5h ago
Original: Anthropic raises Claude Code usage limits, credits new deal with SpaceX
Ars Technica
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Thredbo snow as cold snap arrives; Queensland education department hit by international cybersecurity breach
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Trump would fire Howard Lutnick if he saw video of his Epstein testimony, say House oversight committee Democrats – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Rising Fuel costs overshadowing agenda for ASEAN summit in the Philippines
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: US says migration has made Europe an ‘incubator’ for terrorism in new counter-terrorism strategy
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: North Korea says it is not bound by any treaty on nuclear non-proliferation
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Berlín’ Season 2 Countdown: Netflix Drops Trailer For New Heist
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Arm puts a big number on its newest venture, but its stock falls
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: My husband has a $225,000 pension. We don’t trust his ‘too big to fail’ employer. Where do we invest it?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Fortinet’s stock rockets higher as earnings help dispel fears of AI disruption
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: ‘Michael’ Poised To Pass $500 Million At Worldwide Box Office This Weekend
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Top Helmers Sip and Dish at the Variety High Tea Celebrating Female Directors
Variety
3h ago
Original: Is ‘The Valley’ Boring Without Jax Taylor? Some Bravo Fans Think So
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: James Cameron and Walt Disney Company Sued Over Unauthorized Use of Actress’ Likeness in ‘Avatar’
Variety
3h ago
Original: Greek Theater Audience Loves ‘Pee-wee’s Playhouse 40th Anniversary’ Show So Much, They Want to Marry It
Variety
3h ago
Original: ‘The Other Bennet Sister’ Producer Jane Tranter on Mary’s ‘Emotional Resonance’ and Eyeing Austen’s Other Overlooked Characters for Screen
Variety
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Non-league to top-flight rise 'a killer' on body and mind - Vardy
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: From ego-ridden team to complete package - why PSG pose ultimate test
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: How aggressive attack & defence fuelled Arsenal's Champions League run
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Did PSG 'get away' with handball decisions?
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Why it's 'almost impossible' to play against Kvaratskhelia
BBC Sport
5h ago