Original: FBI raids business of Democratic Virginia state Sen. L. Louise Lucas
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Thursday, May 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Lutnick testifies before congressional panel investigating Epstein
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Susan Collins discloses ‘essential tremor’ diagnosis to explain shaking
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Judge denies request to return 2020 ballots seized from Fulton County, Georgia
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Southern Republicans press ahead with election-year House redistricting despite protests
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Musk’s biggest loyalist became his biggest liability
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Elon Musk’s Last-Ditch Effort to Control OpenAI: Recruit Sam Altman to Tesla
Wired
2h ago
Original: A 20-minute pitch wins Indian startup Pronto backing from Lachy Groom
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: SpaceX is starting to move on from the world's most successful rocket
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: Anthropic raises Claude Code usage limits, credits new deal with SpaceX
Ars Technica
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: NSW police to ‘actively monitor’ returning family linked to IS fighters; banks told to support struggling customers
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran’s top negotiator says US aims to force Tehran’s ‘surrender’; Israel strikes Beirut for first time since ceasefire began
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: What are China’s surprise gains in the war on Iran?
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Trump would fire Howard Lutnick if he saw video of his Epstein testimony, say House oversight committee Democrats – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Israeli strikes kill five Palestinians across Gaza in one day
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: I am 56, single, and renewing my $400,000 10-year term life policy. Am I making a huge mistake?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Restaurants really don’t want to sell fake meat — and Beyond Meat is suffering
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Arm puts a big number on its newest venture, but its stock falls
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Traders point to suspicious activity in the oil market on Wednesday
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1783 Hints And Answer For Thursday, May 7
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The Other Bennet Sister’ Producer Jane Tranter on Mary’s ‘Emotional Resonance’ and Eyeing Austen’s Other Overlooked Characters for Screen
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘The Last One for the Road’ Sweeps Italy’s David di Donatello Awards, Winning Eight Statuettes
Variety
2h ago
Original: KJ Apa Chides ‘F-cking Liar’ After His Friends Show Up on Mr. Fantasy’s Video
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Theo Jones Promoted to Creative Director of AI at Framestore
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘The Book of Mormon’ Cancels Performances Through May 17 After Fire
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Non-league to top-flight rise 'a killer' on body and mind - Vardy
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: From ego-ridden team to complete package - why PSG pose ultimate test
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: How aggressive attack & defence fuelled Arsenal's Champions League run
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Did PSG 'get away' with handball decisions?
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Why it's 'almost impossible' to play against Kvaratskhelia
BBC Sport
3h ago