Original: Iran says ships can pass Strait of Hormuz as Trump warns of bombings without a deal
NPR Politics
3h ago
Edition · 2:13 PM UTC
Wednesday, May 6, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump lashes out at Pope Leo again ahead of Rubio trip to Rome
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Poll finds broad rejection of religion-related messages from Trump, Hegseth
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Original: Poll: Trump blamed for gas prices as Democrats gain midterm edge
NPR Politics
6h ago
Original: 6 in 10 Americans disapprove of how Trump is handling Iran, new poll finds
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: 3 days left to lock in 50% off a second ticket to TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Blink bumps its budget buzzer to 2K
The Verge
2h ago
Original: AI boom pushes Samsung to $1T
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Some kids are bypassing age verification checks with a fake mustache
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: A Library Dedicated Solely to the Epstein Files Is Opening in New York
Wired
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Oil prices drop and stock markets rise after reports of deal to end Iran war
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: US proposal to end war a ‘wishlist, not a reality’, warns Iranian official
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Polanski says he is not ready to be PM, but might be in two years’ time – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Burkina Faso authorities accused of secretly detaining prominent journalist
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Araghchi in Beijing: How China could shape the direction of the US-Iran war
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Micron just did in three days what once took 37 years
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: My husband has a $225,000 pension. We don’t trust his ‘too big to fail’ employer. Where do we invest it?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Uber’s stock surges as deliveries business shows surprising strength
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: 8 multibillion-dollar companies later, this serial entrepreneur shares his proven blueprint for massive returns
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Why the U.K. may be about to rattle bond markets again
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Vice News Is Being Resuscitated With Fresh Ambitions
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Lilly Singh to Receive The Hollywood Reporter’s Women in Entertainment Canada Honor
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Will Disney Split ESPN and ABC From Its Streaming Businesses? Its CFO Says Don’t Bet On It
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Disney Plans to Stick With its Linear TV Channels, Operating Them as ‘Brands With Studios’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Disney Plans More Short-Form Content, Investment In Original IP
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Football Australia wants World Cup venue ban lifted
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Wait to name England selector ridiculous - Vaughan
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Man Utd fan groups ask FA to intervene in Youth Cup final
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: How the FA helped US Soccer build its new home
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Was Arsenal ecstasy justified or a 'bit too much'?
BBC Sport
4h ago