Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Rich Guys Talking Shop. Shocking.
Original: Trump’s commerce chief Lutnick to face Epstein grilling in closed-door interview – US politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories

Cry Me a Scarf.
Original: Man Utd fan groups ask FA to intervene in Youth Cup final
BBC Sport 3h ago