Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Timing is everything, apparently.
Original: Polanski says he is not ready to be PM, but might be in two years’ time – UK politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Icon Honored. We're All Doomed.
Original: Brandi Carlile Set to Join Austin City Limits Hall of Fame, With Bonnie Raitt Inducting and Singing in Tribute, in ‘ACL’ Season Kickoff (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories