Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Secrets Cost Extra Now.
Original: World’s most powerful are suing media outlets before stories are even published, says editor
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Radcliffe Still Paying Rent.
Original: Daniel Radcliffe’s ‘Every Brilliant Thing’ Recoups $5.75 Million Broadway Investment
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Cry Me a Scarf.
Original: Man Utd fan groups ask FA to intervene in Youth Cup final
BBC Sport 2h ago