Original: U.S. attempt to open Strait of Hormuz tests fragile Iran war ceasefire
NPR Politics
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Edition · 11:00 AM UTC
Tuesday, May 5, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Abortion pill rulings bring the issue back to the forefront in a midterm election year
ABC News Politics
18h ago
Original: Trump's retribution? What to watch in Tuesday's elections in Indiana, Ohio and Michigan
ABC News Politics
18h ago
Original: Live Results: Indiana state primaries
PBS NewsHour Politics
19h ago
Original: Primary elections in Ohio, Indiana offer latest temperature check on Trump popularity
NPR Politics
20h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Best Gifts for Mom (2026): E-Readers, Digital Wall Calendar, Smart Bird Feeders
Wired
18h ago
Original: The Secret to Amelia Dimoldenberg’s Online Superstardom? Control
Wired
18h ago
Original: Google DeepMind workers are unionizing over AI military contracts
The Verge
18h ago
Original: He Couldn’t Land a Job Interview. Was AI to Blame?
Wired
19h ago
Original: Microsoft is finally ditching the junk MSN feed in Windows widgets
The Verge
19h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Two killed and many injured after car driven into crowd in German city of Leipzig
BBC World
18h ago
Original: Ohio heads to polls as Ramaswamy hopes to lock in as Republican candidate for governor – US politics live
The Guardian World
18h ago
Original: UK electric car sales leap ‘could be hit by Iran war inflation and energy price rises’
The Guardian World
18h ago
Original: Russia launches attacks on Ukraine energy infrastructure amid truce talks – Europe live
The Guardian World
18h ago
Original: Ohio voters head to polls to select candidates for midterm elections
The Guardian World
18h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Why this bullish stock-market timer flipped to bearish
MarketWatch
18h ago
Original: I have enough money for both of us. Should we make our kids beneficiaries on my husband’s modest $150,000 IRA?
MarketWatch
18h ago
Original: America is using less oil, and the Iran conflict could further reduce its thirst for hydrocarbons
MarketWatch
19h ago
Original: ‘I always did the graveyard shift’: I worked for 54 years. Why on earth would I wait to claim Social Security at 70?
MarketWatch
19h ago
Original: Mets’ David Stearns Accused Of Leaking Trade By Former 2-Time All-Star
Forbes Business
19h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Millennium Docs Against Gravity Festival Director on How Documentary Film Helps Audiences Find ‘Sense Amid the Chaos’ of Current Events
Variety
18h ago
Original: Nina Hoss Thriller ‘The Other Side,’ Underdog Story ‘The Rome Eight’ Join Beta Slate at Cannes
Variety
18h ago
Original: ‘Runa Simi’: About One Man’s Quest to Dub ‘The Lion King’ into Quechua
Variety
18h ago
Original: Mubi Takes Na Hong-Jin’s Cannes Contender ‘Hope’ Across Multiple Territories
Hollywood Reporter
18h ago
Original: From Kyrgyzstan to Brazil, Alternativa Film Festival Reels in Pics From Asia, Latin America
Variety
18h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Terzic agrees to become new coach of Athletic Club
BBC Sport
18h ago
Original: RFU backs Borthwick but flags multiple Six Nations failings
BBC Sport
18h ago
Original: Why Premier League title is Arsenal's to lose after Man City slip
BBC Sport
18h ago
Original: French broadcaster hits back at Bath's TMO criticism
BBC Sport
19h ago
Original: Foden reaches agreement over new Man City deal
BBC Sport
19h ago