Original: Lula mobilized millions to win Brazil's election, while Bolsonaro contests loss and Trump cries foul
ABC News Politics
29m ago
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Monday, October 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Clock management issues and 2-minute troubles are giving Aaron Glenn and the Jets a tough time
ABC News Politics
29m ago
Original: After a flurry of ethics cases, sexual harassment rules for Congress are under review
PBS NewsHour Politics
38m ago
Original: Catholic bishops say White House prayer photo with Trump was used politically
PBS NewsHour Politics
59m ago
Original: A guide to the key ballot measures voters will decide on Election Day
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Best Dyson Vacuum Deals for Dyson Week 2026
Wired
33m ago
Original: Anker’s Halloween Sale Takes 20% Off Our Favorite Chargers and Power Banks
Wired
48m ago
Original: Apple AirTags (2nd Gen) Are on Sale for 20% Off Right Now
Wired
1h ago
Original: Uh oh, it sounds like the iPhone Duo keeps cracking and users aren’t happy about it
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Fusion startups are giving the government shares in exchange for awards. Is it worth it?
TechCrunch
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australian politics live: Lambie awaiting Hanson apology over cartoon; Liberal candidate’s husband allegedly attacked
The Guardian World
24m ago
Original: Republican and Democratic ex-governors issue rare joint endorsement for South Carolina Senate candidate – US politics live
The Guardian World
32m ago
Original: How a WhatsApp channel helped Lula win Brazil’s election
Al Jazeera
42m ago
Original: Protest leaders urge French pupils to keep barricading their schools
The Guardian World
44m ago
Original: ‘Deflections’: Abdul El-Sayed responds to Trump’s anti-Muslim attacks
Al Jazeera
45m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: With the Anthropic IPO, the devil is in the details
MarketWatch
12m ago
Original: Nvidia, AMD and Broadcom could buy Meta shares as part of $35 billion stock offering
MarketWatch
24m ago
Original: We stopped helping our neighbors with free home repairs and our friendship cooled. Who’s to blame?
MarketWatch
47m ago
Original: Sorry investors, but there’s no such thing as an early ‘Santa Claus rally.’ Here’s when the real gains typically happen.
MarketWatch
53m ago
Original: My husband wants to sell our $1.5 million home and invest the proceeds. But this is where we raised our kids — and I can’t bear to leave.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Nicki Minaj Lands Press Secretary Buzz After Mock Briefing on Air Force One
Hollywood Reporter
3m ago
Original: Eric Bauza’s ‘Looney Tunes’ Legacy: ‘Coyote vs. Acme’ Producer Says Voice Actor Behind Bugs Bunny and More Had a ‘Deep Love of the Craft’
Variety
7m ago
Original: Jess Gabor and Arthur Langlie to Star in Christina Kallas’ Thriller ‘He Talks to Me’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
15m ago
Original: Jack Antonoff Blasts Ed Sheeran Over Removing Macklemore From Tour Over Palestine Comments: “Stand The F*** Up”
Hollywood Reporter
17m ago
Original: Ex-Vice Exec’s New Media Company Signs With CAA (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
26m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Four games, no wins - Ulster aim for URC turnaround
BBC Sport
36m ago
Original: Are the Lions, Seahawks, Bengals and Giants on the right track?
ESPN
53m ago
Original: Generational Vikings defense? Concern about Derrick Henry? Barnwell sizes up Week 7
ESPN
53m ago
Original: Ballon d'Or winner? Kane's best Bundesliga goals
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Texas' defense? The Big Ten? The SEC?? What we can trust in CFB after Week 8
ESPN
1h ago