Original: Trump heads to Mississippi as the two parties prepare for final sprint ahead of midterm Election Day
ABC News Politics
31m ago
Edition · 6:00 PM UTC
Monday, October 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: The Steelers are winning the games they're supposed to win. They'll take it ... for now
ABC News Politics
31m ago
Original: Trump DOJ illegally fired ex-FBI director's daughter, Maurene Comey, as a federal prosecutor, judge rules
PBS NewsHour Politics
50m ago
Original: 6 citizens sue Trump, saying media ban deprives them of news as audience stakeholders
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump promised to stop inflation. Now Republicans may pay the price in the midterm elections
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: This startup’s self-driving excavators help dig up $600M in new funding
TechCrunch
17m ago
Original: The RealReal won’t let AI agents hog designer clothing
The Verge
31m ago
Original: Apple acknowledges iPhone Duo display ‘issue’ after reports of cracked screens
The Verge
34m ago
Original: Nothing’s eye-catching Ear 3A earbuds are matching their best price to date
The Verge
36m ago
Original: Five weird details from Anthropic’s IPO filing
The Verge
51m ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: How Lula beat far-right Bolsonaro in Brazil – The Latest
The Guardian World
23m ago
Original: Britain sanctions Sudanese commanders over weaponised rape
Al Jazeera
29m ago
Original: Shabana Mahmood launches review into murder of student Henry Nowak
The Guardian World
31m ago
Original: Russian attacks on Ukraine’s energy infrastructure a war crime: UN
Al Jazeera
34m ago
Original: Kansas coach tributes six-year-old son killed in soccer field crash: ‘Love like Cole’
The Guardian World
36m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Meet the financial-literacy teacher who helps high-school students open their own Roth IRAs
MarketWatch
30m ago
Original: Is it curtains for COLA? Saving Social Security could mean changing the cost-of-living adjustment.
MarketWatch
43m ago
Original: ‘What Happened In The Haight House?’: New 'Toxic' Special Investigates Utah Family Murder-Suicide
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: The Second ‘Werewulf’ ARG Puzzle Is Live For The Full Moon
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Microsoft Offers Buyouts To 25% Of Company
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Supernatural Drama ‘Coven Academy’ Renewed for Season 2 at Disney
Hollywood Reporter
2m ago
Original: Skydance Launching Employee Buyout Program as Cost Savings Efforts Begin
Hollywood Reporter
9m ago
Original: Tom DeSimone, Director of ‘Chatterbox,’ ‘Hell Night’ and ‘Reform School Girls,’ Dies at 87
Hollywood Reporter
14m ago
Original: Lisa Ling Signs With CAA
Variety
16m ago
Original: Skydance Is Offering Employees Voluntary Buyouts Ahead of Layoffs, Adopts 5-Days-per-Week In-Office Policy
Variety
17m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Time to trade red-hot Ty Jerome, drop struggling Draymond Green?
ESPN
18m ago
Original: How Payton Pritchard became Boston's unlikely iso king
ESPN
19m ago
Original: Power Rankings: How did an action-packed Week 8 change the top 25?
ESPN
25m ago
Original: Texas' defense? The Big Ten? The SEC?? What we can trust in CFB after Week 8
ESPN
25m ago
Original: Stars show out on National Tight Ends Day
ESPN
40m ago