Original: Judge orders Trump administration to halt noncitizen voting investigation in 9 states
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 4:00 PM UTC
Thursday, October 22, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH LIVE: Trump rallies in Iowa with GOP Senate candidate Ashley Hinson
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: In final Michigan Senate debate, El-Sayed and Rogers question each other's loyalties
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Jeffries says Democrats 'on the verge' of winning the House. It puts speaker's gavel in reach
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: How Maine voters feel about the high-stakes Senate election
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: OpenAI, Anthropic, and Nvidia had record lobbying quarters
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Tesla is prepping a Cybercab onslaught
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Save $150 on the Apple Mac Mini M4, but There’s a Catch
Wired
1h ago
Original: Spotify confirms Family Plan crackdown, but calls it a ‘routine improvement’
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Investors break down how founders can raise a Series A today
TechCrunch
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘No indications’ PHP code flaw has led to government systems being hacked, cyber security official says – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Republican governor of Ohio calls on Vivek Ramaswamy to take down ‘deeply troubling’ campaign ad – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Russia bombards Kyiv with missiles hours after agreeing to resume talks with Ukraine
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Meta strikes deal with Mark Zuckerberg to help him foot billionaire tax bill
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Real Madrid’s complaint over La Liga chief’s Nazi slant sent to tribunal
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Two big reasons Micron and other chip stocks are falling on Thursday
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: French Patient Dies After Contracting First Known Case Of Shamonda Virus In Humans
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: James Bond Casting Gets A Final Actor List As Amazon’s Decision Looms
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: In Turbulent Times For Commercial Art, LightBox Expo Still Shines
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Investors’ recent money moves show a preference for lowering risks over boosting rewards
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Elsinore’ to Receive Gotham Legacy Tribute in Honor of Ian Charleson (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Sam Heughan to Star With Viola Davis in Paramount+ Thriller Series ‘Ascent’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw’s Hearthland Foundation Donates $3M to Sundance Institute (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Newlyweds’ Review: Téa Leoni and Tim Daly in an Innocuously Bland NBC Sitcom That’s Straight Out of the Late ’90s
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: FIFA Opens Up Bidding for U.S. Rights to 2030 World Cup
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Hyperbaric chambers and Maybachs: Inside the home of LeBron and Savannah James
ESPN
1h ago
Original: NFL Week 7 uniforms: Texans' battle red, Lions' all-black top alternate heavy slate
ESPN
1h ago
Original: What are Real's attacking options during Vinicius Jr ban?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: How Caleb Williams' inner circle features Chicago star power
ESPN
1h ago
Original: What you might not know about Patriots running back Rhamondre Stevenson
ESPN
1h ago