Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 PM UTC

Thursday, October 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Land Back? More Like Land About.
Original: At Cadillac Mountain, a missing Wabanaki marker and the fight over what national parks should tell
ABC News Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Democracy: It's a Phase.
Original: Rocky campaign nears end as Serbia prepares for watershed election – Europe live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Debt Freedom? Honey, That’s a Hobby.
Original: We have a $300,000 mortgage with a 2.75% interest rate. I want to pay it off. My husband says I’m crazy. Who’s right?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Gen Z Discovers Capitalism.
Original: ‘Obsession’ Star Inde Navarrette Says Gen Z Wants Films ‘Where We’re Not Being Sold. We Are Tired of Ads in Movies and Product Placement’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories