Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Thursday, October 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Money Talks, Then Shuts Up.
Original: Citing 'challenges,' AIPAC halts endorsements and direct contributions to candidates
NPR Politics 40m ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Democracy: A Gentle Punch to the Face.
Original: Trump praises supporter for allegedly punching protester during rally for Darline Graham in South Carolina – live
The Guardian World 28m ago
Oil Flows, Bodies Too.
Original: One killed, eight injured in attack on Saudi Arabia’s King Fahd airport
Al Jazeera 37m ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories