Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Thursday, October 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Democracy's Alive, Apparently.
Original: Trump praises supporter for allegedly punching protester during rally for Darline Graham in South Carolina – live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Acting Hurts, Apparently.
Original: Olivia Cooke on Returning to ‘Slow Horses,’ On-Set Injuries and That Shocking Finale Cliffhanger: ‘I Want a Showdown!’
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories