Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Stadium's a Jinx. Shocking.
Original: Wins have been hard to come by at SoFi for both tenants with Rams, Chargers a combined 1-5 at home
ABC News Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

$15,000 Just to Feel Something.
Original: ‘I’m naturally skeptical’: I receive 10 calls a day offering me $15,000 loans at 8% interest. Is this a scam?
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories

Greed's on the Pitch.
Original: SPFL invites bids for new Scottish Premiership TV deal
BBC Sport 1h ago