Original: Jeffries likes Democrats' chances in race for the House as he campaigns in Ohio
ABC News Politics
2h ago
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Monday, October 19, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Massachusetts GOP lieutenant governor candidate suspends campaign after arrest in car crash
ABC News Politics
7h ago
Original: What does a White House press secretary do?
NPR Politics
7h ago
Original: Congress reacts to executive order exempting Russia from economic sanctions
NPR Politics
12h ago
Original: Latino voters helped put Trump back in the White House. What's their next move?
PBS NewsHour Politics
12h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Khosla Ventures doubles down on Even Healthcare to challenge India’s hospital economics
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: A Savannah police officer gave her Flock login to her ICE agent husband
The Verge
10h ago
Original: No agenda, no rush, no leaving San Francisco: Benchmark’s partners on investing in a frenzied market
TechCrunch
12h ago
Original: Anthropic says it’s committing 5% of its shares to a ‘public benefit fund’
TechCrunch
12h ago
Original: Mister Organ is one of the most unsettling documentaries I’ve ever seen
The Verge
13h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Helen Haines updates: Independent MP injured in incident outside regional Victoria office
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Independent MP Helen Haines injured in incident outside Wangaratta office in regional Victoria
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: France's government under pressure after weekend of widespread violence
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Macron refuses minister’s resignation after huge protests rock France – Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Mother assessed as posing no immediate risk to others three weeks before Elizabeth Struhs’ manslaughter, inquest hears
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Anthropic Pledges 5% Of Its Shares To Public Benefit Fund—Here's How It Works
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Putin Reportedly Seeks Summit With Trump And Xi—As Trump Lashes Out At Zelenskyy
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: A Strange WWE Title Match And 946’s Next Move — Raw Could Change Crown Jewel And Survivor Series
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: The Energy Election: 2026 Midterms Hold The Power Over Your Power Bill
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Anthropic Secretly Floats An AI Kill Switch Law And Inadvertently Ignites Heated Controversy
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The Simpsons’ Debuts New Voice for Apu After Nine Years of Silence
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘Train to Busan’ Director Yeon Sang-ho’s ‘Paradise Lost’ Clinches 118-Country Sales Ahead of Hawai‘i Festival U.S. Bow
Variety
1h ago
Original: Busan Winner ‘Ria,’ Arvin Belarmino’s Folk-Punk Debut, Boards Lights On (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Miley Cyrus Responds to Criticism of Hollywood Bowl Show: ‘I Am Fully Present’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Korea Box Office: Anime Sensation ‘Chiikawa’ Dominates Weekend
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Packers use third-down conversions, takeaways to frustrate struggling Cowboys
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Smith v Puello - all you need to know
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Beer & Blackpool beach was how British players bonded - Pulis
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Best images of F1 in the US through the years
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: NBA intel: KAT's next deal, expansion's next steps -- and why rival teams are watching Orlando
ESPN
2h ago