Original: Jeffries likes Democrats' chances in race for the House as he campaigns in Ohio
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 7:00 AM UTC
Monday, October 19, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Massachusetts GOP lieutenant governor candidate suspends campaign after arrest in car crash
ABC News Politics
6h ago
Original: What does a White House press secretary do?
NPR Politics
6h ago
Original: Congress reacts to executive order exempting Russia from economic sanctions
NPR Politics
11h ago
Original: Latino voters helped put Trump back in the White House. What's their next move?
PBS NewsHour Politics
11h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: A Savannah police officer gave her Flock login to her ICE agent husband
The Verge
9h ago
Original: No agenda, no rush, no leaving San Francisco: Benchmark’s partners on investing in a frenzied market
TechCrunch
11h ago
Original: Anthropic says it’s committing 5% of its shares to a ‘public benefit fund’
TechCrunch
11h ago
Original: Mister Organ is one of the most unsettling documentaries I’ve ever seen
The Verge
12h ago
Original: Everyone’s watching the Elizabeth Holmes documentary ‘You Can See Everything’
TechCrunch
12h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Watch: Shops looted and restaurants gutted in Paris riots
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Bomb threat forces Israel to Austria flight into emergency landing
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Mbappe scores two, Guler one, as Real Madrid find form before El Clasico
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Seabird numbers bounce back in Solent region after 2022 avian flu wipeout
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Funding shortages force World Food Programme to cut aid to Gaza
BBC World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Putin Reportedly Seeks Summit With Trump And Xi—As Trump Lashes Out At Zelenskyy
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: A Strange WWE Title Match And 946’s Next Move — Raw Could Change Crown Jewel And Survivor Series
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: The Energy Election: 2026 Midterms Hold The Power Over Your Power Bill
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Anthropic Secretly Floats An AI Kill Switch Law And Inadvertently Ignites Heated Controversy
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: NYT Pips Answers And Walkthrough For Monday, October 19
Forbes Business
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Korea Box Office: Anime Sensation ‘Chiikawa’ Dominates Weekend
Variety
1h ago
Original: China Box Office: ‘Resident Evil’ Retains Top Spot Over Quiet Post-Holiday Frame as Local Titles Wind Down
Variety
2h ago
Original: Tiger Shroff Shooting: Three Suspects Held as Film Bodies Say Gangsters Want to ‘Terrorize’ Bollywood
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Other Desert Cities’ Broadway Review: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Ed Harris and Allison Janney Lead a Resounding Family Drama
Variety
4h ago
Original: ‘Other Desert Cities’ Theater Review: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Ed Harris and Allison Janney Fail to Make a Once-Timely Play Relevant Again
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Smith v Puello - all you need to know
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Beer & Blackpool beach was how British players bonded - Pulis
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Best images of F1 in the US through the years
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: NBA intel: KAT's next deal, expansion's next steps -- and why rival teams are watching Orlando
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Jimmy Butler's mission to return to the Warriors: 'I felt I let them down'
ESPN
1h ago