Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 PM UTC

Sunday, October 18, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Marco's Silk Road Retreat.
Original: Rubio heads to Central Asia as some wonder if he's keeping the most pressing matters at a distance
PBS NewsHour Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Soccer Moms: Kansas Edition.
Original: Six-year-old among two dead after Kansas woman drives through soccer game, with 10 more injured
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

$4 Million Isn’t Enough, Apparently.
Original: My wife says we can’t afford to retire. I vetoed her $8,000 trip to Italy. We’re in our 60s and have $4 million. Do I keep working?
MarketWatch 4h ago
Following Instructions Perfectly:
Original: ‘Some people did everything right’: I lost my home in the Great Recession. I rent in my 50s. Why is that judged as failure?
MarketWatch 4h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Razzie Winner Blames Superpowers for Career Drought.
Original: Jesse Eisenberg Says He ‘Couldn’t Get Movie Studio Parts Anymore’ After Winning A Razzie For ‘Batman v Superman’: ‘The Industry Did Not Want Me to Be in a Superhero Movie’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories