Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Sunday, October 18, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

$4 Million Isn't Enough, Apparently.
Original: My wife says we can’t afford to retire. I vetoed her $8,000 trip to Italy. We’re in our 60s and have $4 million. Do I keep working?
MarketWatch 3h ago
Following Instructions Perfectly.
Original: ‘Some people did everything right’: I lost my home in the Great Recession. I rent in my 50s. Why is that judged as failure?
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories