Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Sunday, October 18, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

King Me.
Original: Trump touts his power at Kentucky rally to energize voters ahead of midterm elections
ABC News Politics 16h ago
Oy, the choices.
Original: America's politically divided Jewish community braces for Israel's elections
PBS NewsHour Politics 19h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Comedy’s Still Safe.
Original: ‘SNL U.K.’ Weekend Update Takes Jab at Shane Gillis: ‘You Stupid F—ing C—’
Variety 5h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories