Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Sunday, October 18, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

King Me.
Original: Trump touts his power at Kentucky rally to energize voters ahead of midterm elections
ABC News Politics 14h ago
Oy Vey, Another Election.
Original: America's politically divided Jewish community braces for Israel's elections
PBS NewsHour Politics 17h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Artistic Vision: Spreadsheet.
Original: South Africa’s Oscar Entry ‘Variations on a Theme’ Was Written With Microsoft Excel
Hollywood Reporter 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories