Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 AM UTC

Sunday, October 18, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

King Me.
Original: Trump touts his power at Kentucky rally to energize voters ahead of midterm elections
ABC News Politics 12h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Data's Now "Optional.
Original: Meta removes language that raised scraping and AI training concerns
TechCrunch 12h ago
AI Now Dreads Team-Building.
Original: Anthropic says its workforce has become less junior and is spending more time in meetings
TechCrunch 13h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Paris: Now With Extra Ruin.
Original: Whole streets in Paris ‘devastated’ by protests, says mayor, as France demonstrations continue – Europe live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood's Best Still Has No Clue.
Original: Roger Deakins on Instinct, Experience and Not Knowing What Is a Cinematographer: ‘I Still Can’t Answer That’
Variety 1h ago
Artistic Vision: Spreadsheet.
Original: South Africa’s Oscar Entry ‘Variations on a Theme’ Was Written With Microsoft Excel
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories