Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 AM UTC

Sunday, October 18, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

King Me.
Original: Trump touts his power at Kentucky rally to energize voters ahead of midterm elections
ABC News Politics 11h ago
Oy, the drama.
Original: America's politically divided Jewish community braces for Israel's elections
PBS NewsHour Politics 14h ago
God's Plan for Gridlock.
Original: House Speaker Mike Johnson draws on faith as he fights to hold the Republican majority
PBS NewsHour Politics 16h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Gosling Floats, Taxpayers Pay.
Original: Ryan Gosling’s Zero-G Stunts on ‘Project Hail Mary’ Broken Down by the Space Epic’s VFX Supervisors
Variety 1h ago
Fleeting Fame, Endless Carpet.
Original: Academy Museum Gala: Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, Jennifer Hudson, Connor Storrie, More Stars Walk the Carpet
Hollywood Reporter 7h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories