Original: House Speaker Mike Johnson draws on faith as he fights to hold the Republican majority
ABC News Politics
2h ago
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Saturday, October 17, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Online forum controlled by Nevada GOP House candidate contains slurs and Nazi talk, AP review finds
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: A bitter Michigan Senate race rattles Jewish and Muslim voters already on edge over the war in Gaza
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Fraud, affordability and Trump policies drive friction in Minnesota Senate debate
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: Week in Politics: Trump's Russian diesel deal update; why the DOJ is suing California
NPR Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Ember’s new temperature-controlled mug makes my nightly tea ritual even better
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Meta removes language that may have allowed it to scrape news sites
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Pikmin 4 is $20 off ahead of its $10 Nintendo Switch 2 update
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Jad Abumrad loves a butterfly knife and a good springy pillow
The Verge
2h ago
Original: SpaceX’s ambitious, expensive gamble to replace AT&T, T-Mobile, and Verizon
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: SNP says campaign for next referendum on independence ‘has already begun’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump’s pause on Russia sanctions is ‘reward’ for Putin, Zelenskyy says
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Neto’s brace fires Chelsea past Everton but Martinez head injury mars win
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Florida fisher dragged into water and killed by 12ft alligator
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Ilhan Omar’s lawyers demand the return of property seized in house raid
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Federal Prison Union Wins Court Battle, But Fight Is Far From Over
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Roger Federer And On Target Tennis Growth In China
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: An Autumn City Escape To Connecticut’s Mayflower Inn
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Week 6 DraftKings DFS Main Slate Best Value Plays, Best Pay Up Options
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: ‘You Can See Everything’ Sparks Elizabeth Holmes Craze: ‘The Dropout’ Series, ‘Bad Blood’ Book Surge
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Law Roach Wants to Try Acting: ‘If I’m Terrible at It, at Least I Tried’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Street Fighter’ Scoring $31M at Box Office as ‘You Can See Everything’ Rises and ‘Whalefall’ Sinks
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Box Office: ‘Street Fighter’ Scores $13 Million Debut as ‘You Can See Everything’ Opens at No. 2 With $5.5 Million on Friday
Variety
1h ago
Original: Alabama vs. Tennessee Livestream: How to Watch the Football Game Online Free
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: WNBA Finals Livestream: How to Watch Dream vs. Valkyries Games Online Free
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Why BYU's Kalani Sitake is your favorite coach's favorite coach
ESPN
1h ago
Original: GB's Morris completes hat-trick of golds at Worlds
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Kartal reaches Wuhan final as dream week continues
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Brown scores stunner as England thrash World Cup debutants Wales
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Dropping your QB? Six fantasy replacements to pick up ASAP for Week 6
ESPN
2h ago