Original: House Speaker Mike Johnson draws on faith as he fights to hold the Republican majority
ABC News Politics
1h ago
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Saturday, October 17, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Online forum controlled by Nevada GOP House candidate contains slurs and Nazi talk, AP review finds
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: A bitter Michigan Senate race rattles Jewish and Muslim voters already on edge over the war in Gaza
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Fraud, affordability and Trump policies drive friction in Minnesota Senate debate
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: Week in Politics: Trump's Russian diesel deal update; why the DOJ is suing California
NPR Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Jad Abumrad loves a butterfly knife and a good springy pillow
The Verge
1h ago
Original: SpaceX’s ambitious, expensive gamble to replace AT&T, T-Mobile, and Verizon
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Websites are closing their doors to AI agents
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Bose’s new wired earbuds are simple in the best way
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Apple’s HomeView is just the latest threat to online recipe writers
The Verge
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Why adults are going back to summer camp
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Hurricane Trudy makes its way towards Mexico, threatening heavy rain
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Ilhan Omar’s attorneys say federal search of her home was ‘neither justified nor lawful’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Nottingham Forest vs Arsenal: Premier League – preview, teams, prediction
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Egypt’s Sisi seeks authorisation for defence assistance to Saudi Arabia
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: An Autumn City Escape To Connecticut’s Mayflower Inn
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Week 6 DraftKings DFS Main Slate Best Value Plays, Best Pay Up Options
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘You Can See Everything’ Sparks Elizabeth Holmes Craze: ‘The Dropout’ Series, ‘Bad Blood’ Book Surge
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Competing With China: MP Materials VS China’s Minerals Monopoly
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘Some people did everything right’: I lost my home in the Great Recession. I rent in my 50s. Why is that judged as failure?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘You Can See Everything’: That Shocking, Meta Twist With [SPOILER] Explained in Elizabeth Holmes Doc
Variety
1h ago
Original: The World’s Hardest ’30 Rock’ Quiz
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Mahershala Ali Cries Recalling ‘Moonlight’ Scene, Keeps Quiet on ‘Spider-Verse’ at London Talk: ‘I’ve Got to Be Careful’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Mahershala Ali Put His Two Oscars Into a Cabinet: “I Felt a Sense of Accomplishment, Not Fulfillment”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Andrew Watt on His Insane 2026: Madonna, McCartney, the Stones, Gaga
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: GB's Morris completes hat-trick of golds at Worlds
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Kartal reaches Wuhan final as dream week continues
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Brown scores stunner as England thrash World Cup debutants Wales
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Dropping your QB? Six fantasy replacements to pick up ASAP for Week 6
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Last-minute pickups for Week 6: Winston, Tucker among top options
ESPN
1h ago